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Today I happened to see a Chevy Malibu after I had been thinking about certain larger BMWs, thanks to this
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. And it hit me, like a ton of bricks: Chevy Real People, Not Actors™ can
see into the future
.
Little did we know that when Chevy filmed those Real People, Not Actors™ ads we all hate so much, the Real People, Not Actors™ had also been shown the BMW 6 Series Gran Turismo.
It’s the same rear quarter window, just a little bit bigger on the 6 GT.
This rear quarter window is literally the only possible explanation for those Chevy Real People, Not Actors™ thinking the Malibu looks like a BMW. Or an Audi, or Mercedes, or whatever premium German brand they thought it looked like. I’m not going to subject myself to re-watching Malibu Real People, Not Actors™ commercials to confirm whether or not one of those stupid annoying fuckers actually said the Malibu looks like a BMW.
They just knew the 6 Gran Turismo was on the way and this was their way of telling us about our impending large bloated hatchback BMW Honda Crosstour 6 Gran Turismo.
Bask in the glory of cargo space. Which, incidentally, is much more than a Chevy Malibu.
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It’s because Chevy things you’re stupid.
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LA LA LA I’M NOT WATCHING IT
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No watch it trust me watch it. Then watch this one
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No watch it trust me then watch this one
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Watch the Buick commercial they just released
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That one was hilarious
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The Audi they thought the Malibu looks like is the a7 (kinda obvious)
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I think it looks like the old BMW Sonata
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![]() 07/31/2017 at 21:44 |
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Yeah, mahk is the best real person
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OK, so, which Acura do the people in the Mazda commercial think the 6 looks like?